A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...