Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!