Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...