Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...