Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....