Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...