Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...