What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...