Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...