Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...