So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...