Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...