Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...