Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
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Mariah Carey’s quote
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...