An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...