Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...