Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...