Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...