What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Where is Jesus?
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Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...