Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
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A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...