Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!