Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...