Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...