Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.