Confucious say
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He Said, She Said
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A brain goes to a local bar
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did you hear about…
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Island Blondes
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The Perfect Woman would say…
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Yo mama’s head so large
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I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
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No Arguments
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