Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...