Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...