How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
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Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
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A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
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What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
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Getting Excited at the Zoo
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