Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...