A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!