Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!