Excess billing hours
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A cat’s dictionary
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I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Arriving home very drunk
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Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?