The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...