10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...