Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...