Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...