A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...