What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
M&M Evolution theory
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How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
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Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.