Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!