Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two fools are about to go flying
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Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...