Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Is Windows a Virus?
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She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
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The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
More Darwin Awards!
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This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...