How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...