Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!