I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...