A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...