The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.