Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...