Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...