Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...