Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Condom Brands
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What does HMO stand for?
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It’s been nice gnawing you!
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